Langkah Efektif Mengetes Suhu Basal Tubuh

Perlu diketahui bahwa suhu basal adalah suatu keadaan terhadap suhu tubuh pada pagi hari sesudah kamu bangun tidur sebelum melakukan aktivitas seperti biasanya. Jadi, suhu basal tubuh atau biasa disebut dengan Basal Body Temperature Method…

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