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*Diner Employee:* How long you been standing there, freak?*Diner Customer:* What are you, some sort of Chinaman?*Xavier:* I wish I knew myself.*Diner Employee:* We don't cotton to strange Chinaman with no sense of self who stand secretly by…

*Xavier:* Unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. I'm used to swallowing huge loads. ------------------------------ *Xavier:* I'm going to help you, even if it kills us both! ------------------------------ *Brat:* I'm…

*Xavier:* Fate. Destiny. Fatestinatey. People toss those words around like tennis balls. Well, I eat balls for breakfast. ------------------------------ *Police Officer:* Someone stole our bloodhounds, but we got the backup bloodhounds to…

*Robby:* I gotta go make water.*Xavier:* Spray it, don't say it. ------------------------------ *(Xavier is secretly watching a doctor apparently performing surgery through praying to God)**Xavier:* *(to himself)* I'd like to see this guy…

*Xavier:* I believe that we are all one. By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother.*Townie:* *(outraged)* He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama!*(The townies attack Xavier.)* *Attackers:* Take…

*Xavier:* *(licks the spit off his cheek)* You're going to regret that, you shattered my shakashuri.*Townie*: I hope ya'll can play that 3 feet up your ass.*Xavier*: Don't know, but I'd sure like to try. ------------------------------…

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